Right after I had posted about being a Protestant and poorly trying to cross myself along with the Pope at Ground Zero (See Holy in One post), I had a little divine intervention moment.

I was watching HBO's Curb your Enthusiasm , it was the episode where Larry thinks he's adopted by a nice Christian family from the Mid West. Being Jewish, he had no idea how to cross himself during grace at dinner and his "adoptive" mother explained:

"Head,toes,watch,wallet."

My question answered by digital medium.

Ask and you shall receive

...just be sure you have cable.

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