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You know what jumping the shark is, and if you don't darling, you must get couch jumping lessons from Tom Cruise.
Now for the awards:
Third prize goes to .....Barack Obama
For his unmeasured assessment of "bitter" Pennsylvanians...oops, he may have handed the Pa. vote to Senator Clinton.
Second prize goes to ....American Idol
AI has flown it's 14 year old gum cracking phone texting colors. We now know FOR SURE , that the show is a popularity contest and not a talent contest after the elimination of Michael Johns (age 29).
And to that end, dear readers, no one even sniffing the age of 30 will EVER win.
And now (drum or jelly roll please)the Invisi-Gal Jump the Shark Award First Prize goes to......Ivana Trump!
For so long, she was revered as the injured ex of The Donald, the poor Yugo who didn't get enough in the divorce, the thrown away first wife replaced by the strumpy trophy Marla Maples.
NOT....apparently the ex Mrs.Comb-over has been marrying away and now the current fourth Mrs.Ivanrama is a wall-eyed "actor" who had to have a 911 intervention during negotiations over the pre-nup. Here's the juicy tid bit:
Ivana has officially jumped the shark.
Sigh, we long for the good ol' eighties Ivana....
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