This ain't no UnderDog...

This is Uno.
He won Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Show Tuesday night.
You know why?
Because each time he won his division , he bayed, whooped into the air in abject celebration.
When he won Best in Breed, Woooo...Best in Group, Woooo....Best In Show, Wooo...
He stole the hearts of everyone watching.
He should have a cape!
Just like Invisa-Gal and Martha Stewart.

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Invisa-Gal Super power cape

Here's what I'm talkin' about ...remember Martha being released from jail...she was feeling the Invisa-Gal thing for sure,

we had yet to really understand HER superpowers...so she has on a cape (okay ,again, it's a poncho) like any respectable superpower havin' gal over fifty would wear.

Remember, with your Super Powers,you are all just 3 degrees of phone dialing to get Springsteen concert tickets, the Governator's cell number, signed Steeler jerseys for your kids,the best cardiac surgeon's name,the biggest pit bull divorce lawyer, free ski passes, anything you need.

You are just coming into your zone, use it wisely, oh aging ingenues, and never use it for evil unless there are serious carbs involved.