Very BLUE tooth

It finally happened, the telemarketers found my cell phone number and sent me a text message.

I headed out to the website on the text, to get info on the weasels to report them, and it was a PORN site.

If you have kids, this even more important.

Do not pass go, go directly to:

http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/cellular.html

and report the dirtbags,

then call your cell provider,

then go to:

https://www.donotcall.gov/

and list up to 3 of your cell lines.

I got an email from my cousin about this a week ago and poo-pooed it. Dumb me. Should've known , she's 50 . Of course she would be savvy.

...You think Invisa-Gal would know better....

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This ain't no UnderDog...

This is Uno.
He won Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Show Tuesday night.
You know why?
Because each time he won his division , he bayed, whooped into the air in abject celebration.
When he won Best in Breed, Woooo...Best in Group, Woooo....Best In Show, Wooo...
He stole the hearts of everyone watching.
He should have a cape!
Just like Invisa-Gal and Martha Stewart.

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Sizing up the competition...

I had an "epiphany" of sorts today...I realized who the Invisa-Gals AREN'T invisible to.

We aren't invisible to each other!

We really stare at each other, size each other up, basically adding up the years and then grading each other on how "well maintained" we think we are.

It's like a system of 1 to 10, only backwards.

It usually starts with the thought "Not bad for 50"....

Then we assess how many Super Powers we have and the fun begins.

Unfortunately, this poor gal in the photo has yet to perfect her Super Power of Invisibility.