I am the summer solstice baby,my birthday was Saturday (wait for applause) and that's the time of year I do all my annual exams, so can we talk....about mammograms?
Above is the picture of the torture chamber that is a mammogram imaging machine. It looks like something out of a sadistic tomato smasher from hell.
You place your breast on the lower shelf of the machine and the shelf above it comes down and smashes your precious breast, hard angles and all. The technician calls it compression, I call it smashing my breast down against a hard edge and where the hell did you get the compression bullshit?
You do it twice for Manny AND Moe and then you get to do it sideways.
This machine is no doubt was invented by a male engineer.
Can I say something here?
My boobs are ROUND not square, there are no right angles on my boobs unless I'm wearing a Jean-Paul-Gautier-made-for-Madonna bra, okay?
Make a machine that fits my boooooobs!
Because, I know for sure that if men had to have the same proceedure done to their cojones or penises, they wouldn't use THAT machine....so let's be fair guys, give us something round, just like our wonderful boobs,
or, we won't let you touch them anymore.
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